1. Smell Spoiled Milk. (Now go Gag)
2. Buy a new color of nail polish. I bought Haute Chocolate from Sally Hansen and I'm loving it.
3.Watch your dog throw up all over your cream colored carpet. (Now go Gag...and grab a rag).
4. Bounce up and down on an exercise ball while holding a baby. It is way too much fun.
5. Accidentally smell spoiled milk again... and gag again.
6. Chop off your hair. It's like jumping into a pool that is 84 degrees on a hot summer day. So refreshing but still warm in all the great ways. See me bellow with about 10 inches missing.
8. Slip into poor English and Grammar while embracing your dork-us-ness.
9. Start figuring out how you will decorate your Christmas tree into a Valentine's Day tree because you know it is still going to be up on Feb 14th.
10. Go find your old USB computer mouse from your college computer because you accidentally "touch-clicked" italize with your laptop mouse and you didn't mean to and that honeyed clicker isn't working anymore.
11. Bonus: Plug in that USB mouse and figure out how you will explain your honey spilling to your husband the next time he sits down with the laptop.
"I just think a real computer mouse that you can hold in your hand makes you feel more intellectual while you are surfing the web. Try it. Trust me. You will never go back to that stupid, silver, clicking button again."
And, believe me.
He won't.
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